Jay Leno
In the year 3000 Jay Leno returns to host a piece of crap show doing the same comedic crap he has always done. When NBC executives realize what a heaping pile of mess Leno is, they do the most logical thing. They push the crap further into the night blocking out the sun, our heroic COCO. Conan takes it like a man and promises vengeance and retribution to all the NBC twits that made him and his family move from New York to L.A. only be kicked to curb a short 7 months later. In related news Jay Leno along with his helicopter hanger with his 300 cars blows up. The case is closed a year later when it is revealed that no one cared.
