In the year 3000 Jay Leno returns to host a piece of crap show doing the same comedic crap he has always done. When NBC executives realize what a heaping pile of mess Leno is, they do the most logical thing. They push the crap further into the night blocking out the sun, our heroic COCO. Conan takes it like a man and promises vengeance and retribution to all the NBC twits that made him and his family move from New York to L.A. only be kicked to curb a short 7 months later. In related news Jay Leno along with his helicopter hanger with his 300 cars blows up. The case is closed a year later when it is revealed that no one cared.
In the year 3000 District 9 (where aliens are kept) will not take place in South Africa but will take place in Southern California. District 9’s name will be changed to Los Angeles.
In the year 3000 Lary King discovers twitter as a viable communicaiton option. Unfortunately the internet no longer exists and Lary King is now an astounding 162 years old.
In the year 3000 Michael Jackson passes away way too early and with so much more left to give. People will always wonder how many more child molestation charges he could have accumlated and ultimately payed off. You will be missed.
In the year 3000 the Orlando Magic miss a God-awful 15 free throws out of 37 and completely unravel. Hoping to one-up the Magic, Steven Seagal kicks his way through another poorly acted, director-less movie with more punches and eye squinting than any human can take in a 90 minutes. Mission accomplished Steven, mission accomplished.
In the year 2000 Co Co (Conan O’brien) makes his triumphant return to television. Coincidently, Douche (Spencer) makes his return to television only to look more like a man bitch than he ever has.
In the year 2000 Heidi and Spencer join the cast of I’m A Celebrity in Costa Rica. Realizing what type of mistake they made, Costa Rica makes them both disappear. No one tries looking for them.
In the year 2000 this blogs gets nominated for a nobel peace prize. Sadly I get sued by Conan O’brien and that terd takes it away from me.
In the year 2000 the most interesting man in the world gets his ass kicked by the second most interesting man in the world, Chuck Norris.
In the year 2000 arnold schwarzenegger returns to take on his greatest role: a tax raising, ball licking politician that f’s things up worse than when he found it.
